The Great Walls of Aleyn: Unburying Alya’s Dirty Little Secret

Alya’s secret? Even we’re too bashful to translate. Let’s just say the sweet ingenue’s “beach body” is meant to be enjoyed in more ways than one – and her creators aren’t leaving much to the imagination about how! Dylan Thomas may have raged against the dying of the light, but Alya’s rage is of a different variety entirely. The uncensored anime is pulling no punches in depicting every last detail of Alya’s lurid escapades – and it’s safe to say her handlers are never going to let the cat out of the bag about what their starlet really gets up to.
Of course, we can’t spill the beans on what Alya’s hiding in her locker – present company excepted. But rest assured the eye-popping, jaw-dropping details coming to light about this former goody two-shoes’ secret penchant for risque “role play” are giving the anime-watching world a serious case of whiplash. The girl next door is looking more like the girl in the red room, if you know what I mean. Depending on who you ask, the show’s either the most brilliant artistic expression in recent memory or a child labor violation waiting to happen. All we can say for certain is that Alisa Mikhailovna Kujou ain’t your mother’s anime crush!